Funny Shayri jokes

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Dear Love Guru,

There is this girl I love so much but I still don't know why she won't talk to me anymore. It started like this:

She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!"

I commented: "Which breed is your father?"

That's how the problem started. Please did I ask the wrong question?


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Na-samajh to main na tha, na-samajh to zindagi thi...
Par jab zindagi ne samjhana shuru kia...
Main na-samajh sa khamosh ho gaya


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Meri Manzil, Meri Had Bas Tum Se, Tum Tak,,

Fakhr Ye Ke Tum Mere Ho, Fikr Ye Ke Kab Tak. 


 Keh diya aaj us faqeer ney aaj mera haath dekh kar...

Tu mout sey nahi, kisi ki yaad me marega..! </3


 Do raaste nikalte hai inn galiyon se...
Jo sahi hai.. Wo sahi hi hai
par kise pata tha ki apni manzil to galat raahon me hai.





Tumhara Nam lene se mujhe sab jaan jaate hain,,,

Main Wo Khoyi Hui Cheez Hoon, Jiska Pata Tum Ho...!!! 


Rah-e-muhabbat main ajab sa hua hai haal apna,
Na zakhm nazar ata hai na dard saha jata hai…  


Na-samajh to main na tha, na-samajh to zindagi thi...
Par jab zindagi ne samjhana shuru kia...
Main na-samajh sa khamosh ho gaya

 Na Jane Q Gale Se Lipat K RoneLage"WO",
Jab Hum Barso Baad Mile.

Jate Hue Jinhone Kaha Tha Mujhse.K
"TUM"Jaise Lakhon Milenge...

Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge…

Woh Apne Fayde Ki Khatir Fir Aa Mile Humse
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Hum Nadan The Samjhe Ke Duwaon Ka Jawab Aaya..!!

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
  
  

Funny Hindi Email Jokes

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1. Jokes................

CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha

agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga…

agli subah sAb ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
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Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya :x

Usne kaha: abe kaminey.......woh toh katne ke darr se de diya...... warna main toh MURGA hun.............!!!! 

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2. 3 sardar bed par so rahe the, aur un teeno ko jagah theek se nhi mil rahi thi...

1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya....

use dekhkar dusre sardr ne use kaha:"Ab jageh ho gayi hai uper aaja" 

 

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3. Pandit ka Tota (parrot) roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta,

"aur kamine"!!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta...
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Agle din jab vo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola...

thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to tota haste hue bola..

"SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA"!! 

 

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4. 1 sardar roz subeh ped ki daali pe chad ke beth jata tha..

puchho Q..???

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bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha, apne aap ko "Branch manager" samajhta tha :D

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5. 3 idiots... Raju, Farhan and Rancho evening walk ke liye nikale...

achanak aandhi aayi aur Rancho gayab ho gaya

Pata hai kyun?
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kyunki.. Beheti hawa sa tha wo....

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6. Kashmir ki wadiyo mein...
Barfilee hawaon mein..
jheel ke kinare baithe...
Ranjha ko heer ne kya kaha?
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Haramkhor, Hero na ban... sweater pehen le !!

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7.Father wathing FTV...,

suddenly son came...

father:- Garib ladkiya hai....
...kapde lene ke liye paise nai hai....

Son:- jab inse bi jyada garib ladkiya aye to mujhe bula lena..

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8. By mistake, a sardar goes in into ladies toilet room.

All ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: Izzat dil mein ho yahi kaafi hai...
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Baitho... baitho...!

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9. A baniya boy on date with his girlfriend...

After coming back home

His Dad: kitne paise kharche :x
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Son: 500/-

Dad: Angrily... 500 :o

Son: Haan, wo itne hi leke aayi thi

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