Funny Shayri jokes

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Dear Love Guru,

There is this girl I love so much but I still don't know why she won't talk to me anymore. It started like this:

She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!"

I commented: "Which breed is your father?"

That's how the problem started. Please did I ask the wrong question?


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Na-samajh to main na tha, na-samajh to zindagi thi...
Par jab zindagi ne samjhana shuru kia...
Main na-samajh sa khamosh ho gaya


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Meri Manzil, Meri Had Bas Tum Se, Tum Tak,,

Fakhr Ye Ke Tum Mere Ho, Fikr Ye Ke Kab Tak. 


 Keh diya aaj us faqeer ney aaj mera haath dekh kar...

Tu mout sey nahi, kisi ki yaad me marega..! </3


 Do raaste nikalte hai inn galiyon se...
Jo sahi hai.. Wo sahi hi hai
par kise pata tha ki apni manzil to galat raahon me hai.





Tumhara Nam lene se mujhe sab jaan jaate hain,,,

Main Wo Khoyi Hui Cheez Hoon, Jiska Pata Tum Ho...!!! 


Rah-e-muhabbat main ajab sa hua hai haal apna,
Na zakhm nazar ata hai na dard saha jata hai…  


Na-samajh to main na tha, na-samajh to zindagi thi...
Par jab zindagi ne samjhana shuru kia...
Main na-samajh sa khamosh ho gaya

 Na Jane Q Gale Se Lipat K RoneLage"WO",
Jab Hum Barso Baad Mile.

Jate Hue Jinhone Kaha Tha Mujhse.K
"TUM"Jaise Lakhon Milenge...

Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge,
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge,
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge,
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge…

Woh Apne Fayde Ki Khatir Fir Aa Mile Humse
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Hum Nadan The Samjhe Ke Duwaon Ka Jawab Aaya..!!

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
  
  

Hilarious Apology Letter - Funny Indian English

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Hilarious Apology Letter.....

A School Master from a remote rural area was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...

Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.

Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.

Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly.

I am a waiter for your responsement. May god blast you