LATEST RAJNIKANTH JOKES COLLECTION

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All new series of Rajnikanth:
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But
guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer
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This 1 is Baap
Wimbledon special

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answer

Rajnikanth: Kanna.. How many holes are there in the net ?

Yanna Rascala.. Mind It!! RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED.

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Yanna Rascala.. Mind It!! RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED

People Update Status Via
BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad,
Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status
Via Calculator...

Rajnikanth's dog's house has
a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race
With Time.. & The Result Is
Time Is Still Running
Galileo used 'Lamp' to
Study, Graham bell used
'Candle' to study,

Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
lights' But .....

Do u know about
Rajnikant......????

Only Agarbatti
When Rajnikant was a student!

You can't guess this one...

Teachers used to bunk!
While playing once Rajnikant
said "statue" to a girl... Now
that Statue is know as "Statue
of Liberty"

Once Rajnikant was playing
cricket in the monsoons....

and .... The rain was cancelled
due to the match.

One day Rajnikant gone 4
morning walk & in afternoon
police arrstd him..

WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA
witout visa
Why did british leave India in
1947? Bcoz. they came to know
Rajnikant was going to be born
in 1948...

This Msg. is being Sent in the
Interest of Humanity-"Guys
Please Stop making Jokes on
Rajnikant or else he will
Delete the INTERNET.

Funny Hindi Email Jokes

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1. Jokes................

CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha

agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga…

agli subah sAb ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
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Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya :x

Usne kaha: abe kaminey.......woh toh katne ke darr se de diya...... warna main toh MURGA hun.............!!!! 

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2. 3 sardar bed par so rahe the, aur un teeno ko jagah theek se nhi mil rahi thi...

1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya....

use dekhkar dusre sardr ne use kaha:"Ab jageh ho gayi hai uper aaja" 

 

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3. Pandit ka Tota (parrot) roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta,

"aur kamine"!!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta...
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Agle din jab vo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola...

thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to tota haste hue bola..

"SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA"!! 

 

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4. 1 sardar roz subeh ped ki daali pe chad ke beth jata tha..

puchho Q..???

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bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha, apne aap ko "Branch manager" samajhta tha :D

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5. 3 idiots... Raju, Farhan and Rancho evening walk ke liye nikale...

achanak aandhi aayi aur Rancho gayab ho gaya

Pata hai kyun?
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kyunki.. Beheti hawa sa tha wo....

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6. Kashmir ki wadiyo mein...
Barfilee hawaon mein..
jheel ke kinare baithe...
Ranjha ko heer ne kya kaha?
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Haramkhor, Hero na ban... sweater pehen le !!

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7.Father wathing FTV...,

suddenly son came...

father:- Garib ladkiya hai....
...kapde lene ke liye paise nai hai....

Son:- jab inse bi jyada garib ladkiya aye to mujhe bula lena..

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8. By mistake, a sardar goes in into ladies toilet room.

All ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: Izzat dil mein ho yahi kaafi hai...
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Baitho... baitho...!

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9. A baniya boy on date with his girlfriend...

After coming back home

His Dad: kitne paise kharche :x
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Son: 500/-

Dad: Angrily... 500 :o

Son: Haan, wo itne hi leke aayi thi

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