Showing posts with label Rajnikanth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rajnikanth. Show all posts

Thursday, October 17, 2013

LATEST RAJNIKANTH JOKES COLLECTION



All new series of Rajnikanth:
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But
guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer
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This 1 is Baap
Wimbledon special

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answer

Rajnikanth: Kanna.. How many holes are there in the net ?

Monday, October 14, 2013

Yanna Rascala.. Mind It!! RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED.



Yanna Rascala.. Mind It!! RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED

People Update Status Via
BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad,
Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status
Via Calculator...

Rajnikanth's dog's house has
a signboard on it, saying..
Maalik Se Sawdhan!

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race
With Time.. & The Result Is
Time Is Still Running
Galileo used 'Lamp' to
Study, Graham bell used
'Candle' to study,

Shakshpeare studied in 'Street
lights' But .....

Do u know about
Rajnikant......????

Only Agarbatti
When Rajnikant was a student!

You can't guess this one...

Teachers used to bunk!
While playing once Rajnikant
said "statue" to a girl... Now
that Statue is know as "Statue
of Liberty"

Once Rajnikant was playing
cricket in the monsoons....

and .... The rain was cancelled
due to the match.

One day Rajnikant gone 4
morning walk & in afternoon
police arrstd him..

WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA
witout visa
Why did british leave India in
1947? Bcoz. they came to know
Rajnikant was going to be born
in 1948...

This Msg. is being Sent in the
Interest of Humanity-"Guys
Please Stop making Jokes on
Rajnikant or else he will
Delete the INTERNET.