LATEST RAJNIKANTH JOKES COLLECTION

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All new series of Rajnikanth:
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
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Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!
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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!
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Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!
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Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala
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Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajinikanth is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But
guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer
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This 1 is Baap
Wimbledon special

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. Ask me anything and I will answer

Rajnikanth: Kanna.. How many holes are there in the net ?

Funny Hindi Email Jokes

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1. Jokes................

CRUEL Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha

agar tum sab ne 2-2 ande nahi diye to tum sub ko kaat dunga…

agli subah sAb ne 2-2 ande diye, magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
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Malik: Tum ne 1 anda kyun diya :x

Usne kaha: abe kaminey.......woh toh katne ke darr se de diya...... warna main toh MURGA hun.............!!!! 

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2. 3 sardar bed par so rahe the, aur un teeno ko jagah theek se nhi mil rahi thi...

1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya....

use dekhkar dusre sardr ne use kaha:"Ab jageh ho gayi hai uper aaja" 

 

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3. Pandit ka Tota (parrot) roz 1 admi ko dekhta or bolta,

"aur kamine"!!

Us admi ne pandit se shikayat ki to pandit ne tote to danta...
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Agle din jab vo admi tote k karib se guzra to tota kuch na bola...

thoda aage jake us admi ne mud ke dekha to tota haste hue bola..

"SAMAJH TO TU GAYA HI HOGA"!! 

 

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4. 1 sardar roz subeh ped ki daali pe chad ke beth jata tha..

puchho Q..???

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?

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bechara MBA karke pagal ho gaya tha, apne aap ko "Branch manager" samajhta tha :D

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5. 3 idiots... Raju, Farhan and Rancho evening walk ke liye nikale...

achanak aandhi aayi aur Rancho gayab ho gaya

Pata hai kyun?
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kyunki.. Beheti hawa sa tha wo....

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6. Kashmir ki wadiyo mein...
Barfilee hawaon mein..
jheel ke kinare baithe...
Ranjha ko heer ne kya kaha?
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Haramkhor, Hero na ban... sweater pehen le !!

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7.Father wathing FTV...,

suddenly son came...

father:- Garib ladkiya hai....
...kapde lene ke liye paise nai hai....

Son:- jab inse bi jyada garib ladkiya aye to mujhe bula lena..

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8. By mistake, a sardar goes in into ladies toilet room.

All ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: Izzat dil mein ho yahi kaafi hai...
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Baitho... baitho...!

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9. A baniya boy on date with his girlfriend...

After coming back home

His Dad: kitne paise kharche :x
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Son: 500/-

Dad: Angrily... 500 :o

Son: Haan, wo itne hi leke aayi thi

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