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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
What will actually happen in Telangana issue??? - Telangana Jokes
My (an outsider's) guess on how the Telangana issue will pan out in the coming days and months........
- Congress will make sure the issue is kept burning till the elections.
- The AP assembly will not pass the resolution for a separate state of Telangana.
- The Parliament will not be allowed to function during the winter
session by both pro- and anti-Telangana groups so that the Parliament
will not be able to decide whether to overrule the AP assembly.
- Election dates will be announced and Election Commission might ask
the government to defer the decision till elections are over.
- YSR Congress will win majority of seats in Seemandhra and Congress in Telangana.
- Jagan Reddy will become the CM of AP and will support any govt at the center (BJP or Congress) to keep the CBI away from him.
- Since elections are over, no party (maybe except TRS) will show any
interest in resolving the issue... and life will go on till the next
elections!!!
Monday, September 19, 2011
WHY ITS IMPORTANT TO HAVE FRIENDS
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
FUNNY INDIAN POLITICIAN EMAIL JOKE
Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Sonia are on a long flight in an Air Force plane.
Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy."
Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it into two Rs.50 notes, throw them down and make two people down below happy." Of course Sonia doesn't want these two candidates to out do her so she pipes in, 'I would instead take one hundred Rs.I notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I'll make 975 million people happy!"
Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, "I'm going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy."
Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it into two Rs.50 notes, throw them down and make two people down below happy." Of course Sonia doesn't want these two candidates to out do her so she pipes in, 'I would instead take one hundred Rs.I notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I'll make 975 million people happy!"
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Monday, September 12, 2011
INDIAN, PAKISTANI AND BANGLADESHI JOKE
Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardar are in a bar one night
having a beer.
The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass
in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't
need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."
OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi.
He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
having a beer.
The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass
in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't
need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."
OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks
it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and
shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi.
He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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