Top 12 Funny Indian Shops Sarcastic Names

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Top 12 funny shops...

1.Gandhi Hair Saloon.

2.Mallika Textiles.

3.Kalmadi Constructions Pvt Ltd

4.Jayalalita Fitness Club.

5.Dharmendra Dance Academy.

6.Mayawati Beauty Parlour.

7.Yamraj Travels.

8.Surdas Opticals.

9.Inzamam English Classes.

10.Salman Marriage Bureau.

11.Rakhi Satsang Kendra...

12.Manmohan Public Speaking Training Course Institute.

And the best of all is
Asharaam bapu girls high school

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Bonus Jokes

Something to laugh about.

Sign outside AIR INDIA plane:

"Welcome to Warm & Motherly Treatment Here".

Warm, Because AC is not working and

Motherly, Because all Air hostess are above 50!

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WELCOME TO THE

📍 21ST CENTURY!!! 📍

*Our Phones ~

Wireless

*Cooking ~

📛 Fireless

*Cars ~

Keyless

Food ~

Fatless

Tyres ~

⚪ Tubeless

*Dress ~

Sleeveless

👬👬 Youth ~

Jobless

*Leaders ~

Shameless

Relationships ~

👥 Meaningless

*Attitude ~

👤 Careless

Feelings ~

Heartless

Education ~

✖ Valueless

Children ~

🔻Mannerless

Everything is becoming

LESS

but still our hopes are

🔛 endless

Interesting thing about Thursday in 2013.

4/4/2013 Thursday

6/6/2013 Thursday

8/8/2013 Thursday

10/10/2013 Thursday

12/12/2013 Thursday.

Jo calendr 1991 ka tha,

............ wahi,,,

Calendar 2013 ka hai,

Date & Day even Festivals
are same,

Kaun kehta hai,
Ki, ................

Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??.

I hope, I am the first who inform u...

Enjoy the year of 1991 in 2013....!

So

We are back in the 90s.....

GDP is back to 5%,

Dalmiya is back in BCCI,

Murthy is back in Infosys,

Nawaz Sharif is back in Pakistan,

Madhuri is back in bollywood &

Sanjay Dutt is back in Jail....



Market me naya aaya hai....
Share karo phatta phatt.